This has nothing to do with Kurt Vonnegut, but everything to do with The Hunger Games. Also, my roommate actually sat down and made this, and I love her because I cannot stop laughing.

(Source: 2breads)

dailyreveries:

So I was reading Breakfast of Champions by Vonnegut in the library yesterday and couldn’t help but laugh out loud. Twenty pages in, I loved the book already, but I just couldn’t handle the humor, especially in the library. It’s definitely a “read-at-home-so-you-can-laugh-out-loud” book.

This is absolutely true.

(Source: freisaison)

betterbooktitles:

Kurt Vonnegut: Cat’s Cradle

I can’t remember if I’ve reblogged this before, butI DO WHAT I WANT.

G.P.O.Y. End of story.

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missing-n0:

The thing I didn’t like about Slaughterhouse-five was how it ripped off that quote I keep seeing on Tumblr.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, this is beautiful.

(Source: nietzscheisdead)

cakeinmilk:

Kurt Onnafoot

Hahahahahahah, puns are the best

ossuarypossum:

I found the BEST THING today. It was in the comments for an article about hipsters (yep that’s still a thing) and it was a total clusterfuck, everybody ragging on everybody else about… everything, and then. Then I saw this:

“They also made it impossible for me to read Kurt Vonnegut.”

The…

Ahahahahaha this made me laugh out loud.

Biggest gpoy I’ve ever found on Tumblr.

(Source: inessentialhouses)

todare:

Way better than stopping to say, ‘so it goes’.

That might be one of the best applications of Kurt’s wisdom I’ve ever seen.

poursomewhiskeyintomy:

vonnegutgroupie:

Condescending Literary Pun Dog

pfft this drink is cold go back and put some ice-nine in it

(dickass dog just ended the world fuck)

^ Reblogging again because the ice-nine comment made me laugh out loud.

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