“Almost nobody’s competent, Paul. It’s enough to make you cry to see how bad most people are at their jobs. If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind.”
—Kurt Vonnegut, Player Piano
One cannot simply leave Vonnegut misquoted, even if it’s on a bathroom wall.
I fixed it. This is why one should always carry a pen.
^Hero
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Kurt Vonnegut (via mistahroozers)
Kurt Vonnegut (via rarararambles)
I’m almost done with Hocus Pocus. It’s wonderful.
“Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish people who are conventionally supposed to love each other, when they fight, ‘Please- a little less love, and a little more common decency”
- Kurt Vonnegut
Slaughterhouse 5 (pg. 150)
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misguidedplasticcommunication:
You go up to a man, and you say, “How are things going, Joe?” and he says, “Oh fine, fine — couldn’t be better.” And you look into his eyes, and you see things really couldn’t be much worse. When you get right down to it, everybody’s having a perfectly lousy time of it, and I mean everybody. And the hell of it is, nothing seems to help much.
Kurt Vonnegut
Mother Night by Vonnegut (via raymondkim)