Because the books that I need for research are all on course reserve, which means you can’t check them out of the library. So I’ve had to take all my notes here instead of at home. Not to mention one of the books is HUGE:

That is me, a normal-sized person, sitting in a chair that is supposedly intended for normal-sized people but which was clearly built for Hagrid. And that is a book, supposedly intended to be read by normal-sized people but clearly designed for Hagrid’s full-giant mother.
I look like a hobbit.
I am dying to go home and eat something (it’s 8:30pm by the way). If I were a hobbit, I’d have missed at least three or four meals by now.
1. Three things I want to say to three different people.
2. One of my insecurities.
3. What turns me on.
4. One of my bad habits.
5. Who I wish I could be.
6. Where I want to be right now.
7. The last thing I ate.
8. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.
9. What song I’m currently listening to.
10. The last time I cried and why.
11. Something I’m excited about.
12. 5 things I like about myself and 5 things I dislike about myself.
13. Three things I want right now.
14. Are you wearing a necklace, who got it for you, where’s it from?
15. How long was your last phone conversation?
16. What are you looking forward to?
17. Did you get anything off your chest today?
18. How many rings do you usually wear?
19. Would you rather go to Canada or California on vacation?
20. Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or pajama pants?
21. Do you call it fall or autumn?
22. Are you an emotional person?
23. It’s 2 in the morning and you get a text message, who is it most likely from?
24. Do you like long car rides?
25. Do you have an adult you can talk to about anything?
26. Last time you saw your dad?
27. Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
28. Do you do your own laundry?
29. Would you like the ability to read minds?
30. Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
31. You’re thinking about a certain person right now, aren’t you?
32. What will you be doing in five years?
34. Last 2 people to text you?
35. Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
36. Do you like to cuddle?
37. When angry, do you get loud or quiet?
38. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed on the lips?
39. Have you ever had a best friend of the opposite sex?
40. How’s your hair right now?
I actually really like these questions, so ask away!
(via pajamasammy-oldaccount)
Our final papers are due in a month, and she told us today that instead of coming to class to turn them in, we’re going to meet at her house. And she’s going to cook us an authentic Italian dinner and give us wine and just chat with us about our papers.
She. Is. Fabulous.
| 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? |
| 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? |
| 3. Have you taken someones virginity? |
| 4. Is trust a big issue for you? |
| 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? |
| 6. What are you excited for? |
| 7. What happened tonight? |
| 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? |
| 9. Is confidence cute? |
| 10. What is the last beverage you had? |
| 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? |
| 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? |
| 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? |
| 14. What are you going to spend money on next? |
| 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? |
| 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? |
| 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? |
| 18. The last time you felt broken? |
| 19. Have you had sex today? |
| 20. Are you starting to realize anything? |
| 21. Are you in a good mood? |
| 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? |
| 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? |
| 24. What do you want right this second? |
| 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? |
| 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? |
| 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? |
| 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? |
| 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? |
| 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? |
| 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? |
| 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? |
| 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? |
| 34. Listening to? |
| 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? |
| 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? |
| 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? |
| 38. Who did you last call? |
| 39. Who was the last person you danced with? |
| 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? |
| 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? |
| 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? |
| 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? |
| 44. Do you tan in the nude? |
| 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? |
| 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? |
| 47. Who was the last person to call you? |
| 48. Do you sing in the shower? |
| 49. Do you dance in the car? |
| 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? |
| 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? |
| 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? |
| 53. Is Christmas stressful? |
| 54. Ever eat a pierogi? |
| 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? |
| 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? |
| 57. Do you believe in ghosts? |
| 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? |
| 59. Take a vitamin daily? |
| 60. Wear slippers? |
| 61. Wear a bath robe? |
| 62. What do you wear to bed? |
| 63. First concert? |
| 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? |
| 65. Nike or Adidas? |
| 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? |
| 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? |
| 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? |
| 69. Ever take dance lessons? |
| 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? |
| 71. Can you curl your tongue? |
| 72. Ever won a spelling bee? |
| 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? |
| 74. What is your favorite book? |
| 75. Do you study better with or without music? |
| 76. Regularly burn incense? |
| 77. Ever been in love? |
| 78. Who would you like to see in concert? |
| 79. What was the last concert you saw? |
| 80. Hot tea or cold tea? |
| 81. Tea or coffee? |
| 82. Favorite type of cookie? |
| 83. Can you swim well? |
| 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? |
| 85. Are you patient? |
| 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? |
| 87. Ever won a contest? |
| 88. Ever have plastic surgery? |
| 89. Which are better black or green olives? |
| 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? |
| 91. Best room for a fireplace? |
| 92. Do you want to get married? |
A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want
(Source: d-reamcatching)
What I feel like my roommate and I will be like with our children.
FYI, I am the roommate in question. And this is absolutely true.
I truly enjoyed picking out some of Kurt’s funniest quotes and cutest photos to share with you guys, and I hope you all enjoyed them on your dashboards (frequent as they were). Seems like I got a great response from you guys :) You’ll now be returning to a more reasonable schedule of Kurt’s wisdom.
Love you all!
-Lauren
| Me: | How much do you know about The Hunger Games? |
| Boyfriend: | If you put 'Peeta' and 'Katniss' together, it makes 'penis'. |
Any suggestions?
That is all.