And if I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, “Kurt is up in heaven now.” That’s my favorite joke.
(via vonnegutphile)
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” -Kurt Vonnegut
Very clever and thoughtful- I like it!
Nothing in this book is true.
—Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle
Kurt Vonnegut (The Sirens of Titan)
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“Almost nobody’s competent, Paul. It’s enough to make you cry to see how bad most people are at their jobs. If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind.”
—Kurt Vonnegut, Player Piano
Kurt Vonnegut, Player Piano (via prologi)
To be is to do - Socrates
To do is to be - Sartre
Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra
"Kurt Vonnegut (via bzori)
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Kurt Vonnegut (via thesebeautifuleditions)
(via thesidepocketkid)
Vonnegut, Slapstick (via its-not-pain)